February 2012
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Like Poison
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Mom: Have some wine.
Me: In a bit.
Mom: Last night I had two and I was done.
Me: Ma, last night I had three.
Mom: Uh-oh.
Me: Exactly.
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jizzandthepuss:
xangria:
I swear this guy was at Grand Central MIA on Saturday night. Identical from head to toe. Red cap and all. Well, minus the chainsaw.
Ily. It’s so hard to find anyone who has seen Tiny Toons Adventures: How I Spent My Summer Vacation. Omg.
I always think of him whenever I see or hear someone say “carnitas.”
Haha. To this day, I still 1) Contemplate holding my breath...
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“I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via tarrinj)
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People who haven't seen Memento don't know that...
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6:45am hangover
Kid: Ms. Alex, how old are you?
Me: 25.
Kid: Why are you always so tired?
Me: Because I'm 25.
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I get a little carried away with my opinions.
Also, last night I found out BBC doesn’t only stand for British Broadcasting Company. -_-
My little brother and I are caught in a debate...
jizzandthepuss:
And it will tear this family apart.
Going to jump in here and say what I always say. 11 doesn’t suffer enough heartache. Everything goes a little too well for him and it seems unfair to the previous doctors. I feel absolutely no emotion when watching 11, and felt a hell of a lot with 10. I sobbed every other episode, I swear. When it comes to his companions, he...
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